HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

I Am Getting Fucking Married

I really wish I had something profound to say, since in a few days I will be married to (duh) Emily. I'm obviously wicked excited and can't wait to be officially spending the rest of my life with her.

For me, this is as close as I'll come to walking in the moon. How am I supposed to capture all of my excitement and thoughts, and the work and planning we (mostly Emily) have done in one blog. All I can say is

Ohmyfuckinggod how cool is this?!?!?!?!

It's all so overwhelming, in a great way, especially with all the family and friends coming in to visit.





All I can think of is the headline from The Onion's Our Dumb Century, for when man first walked on the moon. Click here to see the full page. And then imagine me in a tuxedo in front of Emily, instead of Neil Armstrong on the moon. And then replace the word "on the moon" with "marrying Emily," and that's exactly how I feel.

Holymotheroffuckinggod this rox!!!!!